I'm not from Mars

Clara, my Clara.

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Watch it!!! You won’t regret it!!
I lie through my teeth. You will. When you’re crying on your bedroom floor rocking back and forth and clutching yourself you will regret ever watching anything I ever recommend to you (via captainarlert)

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communismkills:

P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your “gender identity” on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.

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book one:
professor mcgonagall and the you put a WHAT in our WHERE albus
book two:
professor mcgonagall and the we have a WHAT IN OUR WHERE ALBUS
book three:
professor mcgonagall and the ministry is sending us WHAT because of WHO
book four:
professor mcgonagall and the ARE YOU SHITTING ME ALBUS
book five:
professor mcgonagall and the we have WHO telling us to do WHAT
book six:
professor mcgonagall and the albus do something NO NOT THAT
book seven:
professor mcgonagall and the I FINALLY GET TO BLOW SHIT UP THANK YOU WIZARD GOD

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disneysfilms:

Disney/Pixar Meme | [1/1] Quote

"Some say our destiny is tied to the land, as much a part of us as we are of it. Others say fate is woven together like a cloth, so that one’s destiny intertwines with many others. It’s the one thing we search for, or fight to change. Some never find it. But there are some who are led."

(Source: mousemickeys, via timelordemort)